Trying to be a good husband last weekend, I committing to moving some plants and planting some new plants in the flower bed. While executing the plan, I neglected to plan for the injuries that so often accompany these landscaping moments.
The knuckle on the middle finger was created while using a pick to try and take out a very large root from our now non-existent magnolia tree. While lifting up the pick handle, my finger, although wearing a glove, became wedged between the handle and a barely visible sprinkler head. The other injury (on the top knuckle of the pointer finger on the same hand) was caused when I grabbed a tool out of the tool rack. This finger was slit by a sharp edge of one of the other tools. The “how” of the injuries is not really important. It is the challenge of living with injured knuckles until they heal that is the real point.
These are the things injured knuckles have made more difficult:
- Tucking in clothes: Most people don’t tuck anymore, but I still do. So, it can be a knuckle-bumping opportunity.
- Hand washing: The washing is not ALL bad. The soap may burn a little. It is the drying that is the worst. The knuckles tend to get a little abuse during the drying process. And, being a little nutty about germs, does cause frequent washings.
- Flossing: My flossing technique has me wrapping the string around my top knuckles of both pointer fingers. While doing the “flossing” thing, the injury does get irritated. I am a big boy and can handle it. Finger injuries are just not forgotten while they heal.
- Tying shoes: Again, fingers can be swapped while the knots are being made. Until the knuckles are healed, I am reminded many times during the day that my fingers are VERY valuable.
- Digging into front pockets: I have to be careful here so I don’t dig into my pocket with the knuckles unprotected. If I dig in with the knuckles “tucked in”, they don’t rub against the inside of the pocket. If I don’t tuck, the scab is scraped off leaving a trickle of blood coming from the re-injured area.
- Going outside when it is cold and your knuckles dry out: This happened just this morning. Even with gloves on, my knuckles bled. They were so dry a small amount of blood trailed off in the knuckle wrinkles.
- Buckling seatbelts: It will hurt more depending on which hand the knuckle injury is on. In my case, OWWWWWWW!!!!
Do I mean to whine? I am trying to do a sub-par Andy Rooney impression? No, I am just doing a brain dump and capturing a few thoughts. I appreciate you reading. I will try to do better next time!