Last night we took a drive down Leftover Lane. It was not a completely miserable “drive”. I made sure the “cars” occupants had snacks to make the drive tolerable…..
After over a week of staring at the plastic containers in our refrigerator without fully committing to emptying them, the day finally arrived. The male members (As the father, I am technically a male. My appetite disqualifies me from sharing in complete male status) were both off work today, so the chances were good the refrigerator would soon by emptied and open for new residents (leftover food items). As further enticement, we stopped at a bulk food store where bribery was offered as a pathetic but effective closing technique. Although no signatures were captured in blood, my threats of repercussions seemed to properly prepare the diners for my expectations. I was even willing to purchase a couple of bottled specialty soft drinks to virtually guarantee our “drive” of being a successful one.
As luck would have it, they were good to their word. Despite recently consumed apple fritters with a side of gummy bears and the effects of carbonation on an already rather crowded appetite , the protein was all consumed pretty quickly. (Young men do like their hot dogs) I could also depend on my daughters cooperation when it comes to visiting Leftover Lane. Unfortunately, their portions are usually only capable of slowing working away at a leftover rather than fully demolishing it in a single visit. I am generally content being a cheerleader until everyone gets their plates full and their obligations fulfilled. This usually leaves me as getting the “leftovers-of-the-leftovers”. (It is not as bad as it sounds. Some unlikely combinations have yielded some good eating.) With a guest appearance by my wife who was not expected home until much later in the evening, we emptied five houses on Leftover Lane of their residents.
Now, we start plotting on how to refill the “houses” on leftover lane. Mexican is good. And, my son at college comes home for fall break next weekend. Chicken on the grill always makes for a nice neighbor. The houses(refrigerator containers) should fill up quickly!!